Oh goodness, you’ve stumbled upon the work of Michael Toland! What will you do when you’re lost in the far corner of the internet, not certain of how (definitely not certain why) you got here? Well, while you’re here, why don’t you explore a bit, and read the ABOUT section, it pretty much details my rise to mediocrity. If you make that jump, read through the entire abridged history of my life, you should then, since you’ve already wasted time, head over to the other sections, particularly the poetry section – the entire reason this site exists. Thanks for your time in advance, my largely unused bandwidth appreciates it.